Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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