He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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