Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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