Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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