Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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