I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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