I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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