It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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