I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
