Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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