you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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