what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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