I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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