then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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