is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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