Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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