He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I currently don't understand fingers.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize