hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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