There is no way he is gay with that hair.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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