its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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