we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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