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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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