Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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