what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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