I seem to have left my pride at pride
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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