He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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