i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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