I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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