I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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