fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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