i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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