Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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