would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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