allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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