weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
