This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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