When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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