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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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