Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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