What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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