Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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