just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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