Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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