READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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