we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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