If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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