Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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