I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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