can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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