Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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