i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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