Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
