I'd wear matching sweaters with you
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Farmville is her only friend.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Randomize
