I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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